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Heil Hillary

Date: 01 March, 2008

By: Chief

Imagend believe you me that is precisely what will happen if Frau Hillary, for some inexplicable reason, gets the nod to move into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, District of Criminals.

You can see it, indeed you can almost feel it, the way her campaign has thus far been run. To me it has been rather aloof and snooty. A sort of staring down her nose at everyone else. Hillary, without doubt, along with her senior campaign staff seem to think that We the People owe her the presidency. And, as such, is campaigning and has run her campaign based upon the 'I am too good to do this peon shit' syndrome.

It may slowly be dawning on both the possible future Fuhrer and her senior campaign staff that she is going to have to fight for the Democratic party's nomination instead of it being handed to her on a silver platter. I truly suspect that Frau Hillary does not like that one little bit. Hillary is now, courtesy of one Senator Barack Obama, in the fight for her political life and she is losing — badly.

But do not count her out. As she is a firm believer in, quite probably a life-time member of, the smoke filled backroom dirty power politics club she knows how to fight dirty. Hence Frau Hillary is nothing more or less than a power hungry wench who will:

The possible future Fuhrer has already changed her position on the Flori-duh and Michigan delegates. According to her they should now be counted. Quoting the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

"After eight losses in a row and no victories in sight this month [February], Hillary Clinton's campaign renewed calls [...] for the votes in Florida and Michigan to count toward delegates that would help her catch Barack Obama.

"In fact, when the national party inflicted its punishment on Florida in August, Clinton's campaign did not protest. And on Sept. 1, Clinton went along with the boycott urged by four smaller states authorized by the DNC to hold the earliest contests."

Can you say untrustworthy bitch? I can and just did.

But wait, it gets worse. According to Frau Hillary is trying to wine and dine delegates already pledged to Obama to switch their vote from Obama to Hillary. Quoting

"Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign intends to go after delegates whom Barack Obama has already won in the caucuses and primaries if she needs them to win the nomination."

Furthermore according to a DNC memorandum (quoting

" 'Delegates are NOT bound to vote for the candidate they are pledged to at the convention or on the first ballot', a recent DNC memo states. 'A delegate goes to the convention with a signed pledge of support for a particular presidential candidate. At the convention, while it is assumed that the delegate will cast their vote for the candidate they are publicly pledged to, it is not required'."

Sniff, sniff. Ah the filthy smell of backroom politics polluting the air over the entire country. All to the Democrats' despair. And Hillary doesn't give a shit. Whatever it takes to get what she thinks she is owed is what she shall do. Even if it means the destruction of the Democratic Party. Which, come to think of it, does not hurt my feelings in the least (by the way I feel the exact same way about the Republican party).

I'll tell you one thing, if Frau Hillary does use dirty politics, and she will, the forthcoming riots during this year's Democratic national convention will make the riots of the 1968 convention look like a walk in the park.

So here is a question for all you Frau Hillary, the possible future Fuhrer, lovers — how can y'all support, let alone vote for, someone who has been shown to be completely untrustworthy and have utterly no morals or ethics (birds of a feather . . .)?

Ever hear of Janus the God with two faces looking in opposite directions? Well that is Frau Hillary for you. When she and Bill married in 1975 Hillary refused to take the Clinton name. She continued that until Bill won reelection as governor of Arkansas in 1982. Quoting Wikipedia:

"[Hillary] began to use the name Hillary Clinton, or sometimes 'Mrs. Bill Clinton', in order to have greater appeal to Arkansas voters."

Any port in a storm — right Hillary.

Moving right along, the possible future Fuhrer — Frau Hillary, has stated on more than one occasion that she has experience, some 35 years of experience, in getting things done versus Obama's almost zero experience.

Really? Well just what experience does Frau Hillary have? She:

Speaking of Frau Hillary's tenuous tenure as First Lady here is what Pravda had to say:

"Hillary Clinton made it a point to promise voters that health care would be a priority for the Clinton administration. At mid point in her husband’s presidency, when he was running for re-election again, the promise was made that they will do these things if only her husband gets another 4 years in the White House.

"And so he was re-elected only to become one of the most notorious and murderous war criminals in recent history. The bombing of Serbia and the shedding of innocent blood is a stain that can never be wiped from the legacy of the Clintons in the White House."

With compliments like that who needs enemies? Although Hillary does not care how many die as long as she gets what she wants.

One of Frau Hillary's big, I'm talking really big here, issues is her push for universal health care. Now while health care for everyone is nice and all of that there are a few stumbling blocks in the way. Such as:

If you have been following this issue you should have noticed how the possible future Fuhrer has failed to mention any of those stumbling blocks except for one — cost. Frau Hillary has stated that to help make universal health care "affordable for everyone" those people who refuse to join — well:

"She might be willing to garnish the wages of workers who refuse to buy health insurance to achieve coverage for all Americans" (quoting AP).

Indeed according the the AP story:

" 'I think there are a number of mechanisms that are possible, including going after people's wages, automatic enrollment'.

"Clinton said such measures would apply only to workers who can afford health coverage but refuse to buy it, which puts undue pressure on hospitals and emergency rooms. With her proposals for subsidies, she said, 'it will be affordable for everyone'."

Garnish wages? Automatic enrollment? Subsidies? Wow, some choice. Heil Hillary strikes closer to home now doesn't it?

In short Frau Hillary has nothing but the utmost contempt for:

Now do you really want Frau Hillary as president? I say nay and I say send her packing back to her New York bunker in abject and total defeat and humiliation. Unless of course you really want to say Heil Hillary.

Here is a little ditty which I think sums up Hillary pretty darn well:

Heil myself. Heil to me. I am the wench who is out to change our history. And if you don't believe me there will be hell to pay. Sooooo —
Vote for me. Take a stand. I'll be the greatest dictator in the land.
We're stepping at a faster pace. You know we Clinton's are the master race.
I was just a patent lawyer, no one more obscurer. Got a call from DC one day, they told me I could become Fuhrer. Bill was very blue, what, oh what to do? I'll just hitch up my gridle and I'll conquer the world you'll seeeee. And then there will be —
Springtime for Hillary and Bill. Winter for freedom and prosperity.
Springtime for Hillary and Bill. Watch out world we're marching to war.
(Sung to the tune of "Springtime for Hitler." Thanks Mel for the inspiration.)

Oh, I almost forgot, there is a really funny video for your entertainment and enlightenment. It is the 2005 remake of Mel Brook's hilarious movie "The Producers."

And now without further ado allow me to present to you — Springtime For Hitler (or Hillary).

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