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B.O., You Stink (Final part of two) — Watch your step fellow citizens or you just might as end up as a guest at the Gitmo bed and breakfastArchived stories
2011
B.O., You Stink (Part one of two) — B.O. has signed the bill authorizing indefinite detention of Americans, martial law won't be far offIt's About Time — Our troops are finally out of Iraq but we are not
Another Brother Gone — Rick 'Animal' Henry, 1955 - 2011, Vaya Con Dios
B.O. is Trying to Screw Military Retirees (Final part of two) — Changing the military retirement system would be a bigger mistake than Vietnam
B.O. is Trying to Screw Military Retirees (Part one of two) — B.O. thinks that reducing military retiree benefits and the retiree system is a great idea and intends to do just that
Time for Round Two — The prostate specific antigen test is a farce and finally a task force has said so
Our Bureaucrats at Work — The absolute epitome of incompetence are bureaucrats within our Federal government
What a Dirt Bag — A New Mexico State Trooper is caught, literally on camera, en flagrante poon tang
Up Yours Gore — CERN has proven that man made global warming or climate change is a fraud
And These are our Employees — Postal employees do indeed work for us, they just don't think so
IE and Stupidity — IE is not only a very bad product it is the absolutely worst product available for the web
Congress Versus the Constitution — Requiring ISP's to maintain log files on people is not in the best interest of freedom
I Survived an MRI — An MRI scan is as much fun as getting a root canal on your birthday
Thanks SSAM — A heartfelt thank you to our Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen & Marines
My, My, My. . . — Osama bin Laden maybe dead but cowardly terrorists and their reprehensible deeds continue on
A Dream Come True — There is nothing in the world like being in the cab of a locomotive
Fire — There is nothing scarier in the world than a brush fire being pushed by wind
Made in China — The most foul, fetid and disgusting phrase quite possibly in all of human history
An Insidious Act — Zero tolerance laws have absolutely no place in our country
Holly the Hun, Captain, U.S. Navy — In a side by side comparison Captain Holly Graf makes Captain Bligh appear almost saint like
Pork Barrel Funding — Government is not a business and it should quit trying to be one
Tips for Marital Bliss — Marriage is a huge gamble, so here are some survival guidelines for newlyweds & other idiots
A Natural Right — The right to be free comes from nature & is universal in its application
2010
Our Economy (final part of three) — To make the necessary changes we have three options, the ballot box, the jury box or the cartridge boxOur Economy (part two of three) — Economists & politicians are the direct cause of most lost jobs
Our Economy (part one of three) — If we do not reverse the loss of manufacturing jobs our country is screwed
A Silver Lining (final part of two) — War sucks
A Silver Lining (part one of two) — What if somebody gave a war & nobody came?
The Virginian (final part of two) — The conclusion of fighting a helmet ticket in Virginia
The Virginian (part one of two) — The travails of fighting a helmet ticket in a strange land called Virginia
National Security my Ass — We the People have never as in ever expressly granted to government the powers they are currently using against us
Overrun by Idiots — Idiots are taking over the world & this story will prove it
Ah Shud Up — Politicians never know when to shut up & blaming it on someone else won't help them either
The Road Toward Independence (final part of two) — Adopting our Declaration of Independence
The Road Toward Independence (part one of two) — Adopting the Lee Resolution of Independence
Puh-Lease, Not Another Poison — Don't eat strawberries - methyl iodide has been approved by the EPA
Katie's Law (final part of two) — The final part of this idiotic law
Katie's Law (part one of two) — If arrested, not convicted, just arrested, its mandatory DNA sample time
The Cow Dung Flung (final part of three) — The ludicrous cost of medical care & propaganda in the classroom
The Cow Dung Flung (part two of three) — The infamous & worthless, digital rectal exam & PAP smear
The Cow Dung Flung (part one of three) — More on worthless medical tests
Financial Follies — The State of New Mexico is sailing right into financial straits with a blind man at the helm
False Gods (final part of two) — Remember, you the patient, are an experiment
False Gods (part one of two) — Doctors are not Gods & there is no heaven called medical science
They Must be Joking — Federal funds, incumbents, reelections & vote buying
Incompetence, I Wish These People Were That Smart — Most people in positions of power have no leadership abilities
A Losing Battle — In a battle of the sexes, if men were a baseball team, we'd be o'fer
2009
A Double Edge Sword (final part of two) — What makes life worth living is worth more than life itselfA Double Edge Sword (part one of two) — Those who receive the gift of life ultimately pay for that gift with their life
Vaya Con Dios Norton — Norton Buffalo, musician extraordinaire & human being without peer is gone
A Matter of Dignity — Dignity & medical procedures are in direct conflict with each other
The Story of Washington, DC — Compared to Washington, DC, Sodom & Gomorrah were saintly
Only in San Francisco — Compost your garbage or pay a $1,000.00 fine
Idiotic Legislators — To err is human, but to really fuck things up takes a legislature
Creationism or Evolution (final part of three) — In 1945 we successfully & violently crashed the galactic nuclear club
Creationism or Evolution (part two of three) — Earth; a galatic dumping ground for malcontents, aka, the human race
A Snow Job From Hobbs — Congressman Harry Teague misled &, as such, lied to his constituents
Creationism or Evolution (part one of three) — What if both creationism & evolution are wrong?
GERD: The Disease That Isn't — GERD is not a condition, disorder, or a disease. It never has been either
Driving Into Bankruptcy — Barack Obama's buyout of GM is big political payback to organized labor
Science Has No Respect — For your property, my property or anybodys property, it is their way or the court room
Yeah Baby — A heart felt THANK YOU to the men & women of the Chaves County, New Mexico, Fire Departments
What A Crock of Crap — School Superintendent Michael Grossman is a convicted wife beater & a repeat offender at that
I Want Some Free Money Too — The economic bailout is like getting screwed & not even kissed afterwards
The Olympic Games of 2012 — Big business & the British Olympic Association turned the Olympics into a legal minefield
It's Time for Something Completely Different — When does a person ... become a person?
Obesity, An Epidemic? — The Center for Disease Control is full of shit & needs an enema to get rid of all the bloat
They're Screwed — City planners are supposed to think and plan, except in San Francisco
Told Ya — The financial & oil industries are working hard to artificially inflate the price of oil & fuel, again
AmCrap — Is so completely screwed up it cannot find its ass with both hands a map & a flashlight
Hay Yew — The English language makes no sense at all, to anyone
2008
Would You Believe — That lawyers have no sense of humor? Well they don'tSears Sucks — Sears, the corporation, needs an attitude adjustment in the worst way
Thankfully It's Over — The election that is
A Dose of Attitude Adjustment — Do not "spare the rod" on your kids
Crash and Burn — Stocks prices crashed; so why the tremendous drop in oil prices?
It is Time for A Party — The Wall Street fat cats ought to be taken to the nearest tree
Paganism (Final part of two) — And now, the conclusion of a mind blowing story
Paganism (Part one of two) — A mind blowing story
Ol' Slim is Right — If you are tired of the damned 'Vote for Me' signs, Slim has an answer & I love it
The Sorry State of Entertainment — 99% of all movies, music, radio & T.V. have one thing in common, they suck
Hallelujah (Final part of two) — I would rather have a gun in my hand than a cop on the phone
Hallelujah (Part one of two) — The Second Amendment is alive & well & pissing off the gun grabbers
Christ is Coming — And if he is smart, he will run for his life
Rules are Meant to be Broken — That is the Democratic National Committee new theme song
Presidential Job Qualifications — It may surprise you, but then again, probably not
Loyalty — Political loyality is an utter clash of words
Universal Health Care — Is a farce and a sham
Homo Sapien — I believe it is time to rename our species to Homo Stupids
The Web and Advertisers — Want to be rid of advertisers invading your favorite site? Here is how to do it
Heil Hillary — Hillary Clinton
Helmet Standard Law Versus Helmet Use Law — There is huge difference between the two
A New Skipper Takes the Helm — Don Blanscet becomes state director of Abate of California
The Hidden Danger — Censorship, the Internet and the U.S. Department of Commerce
Honor — Is what separates a man from a coward, criminal, lawyer or politician
2007
Helmet Laws Suck (Part II of II) — The only good helmet law is no helmet lawHelmet Laws Suck (Part I of II) — Not only that but lid laws are unconstitional as hell
There is No Cure For Stupidity — Bad weather conditions & stupid drivers equals a 100 car pile up
Chevy Sucks — The Chevrolet Cobalt is a certifiable piece of shit
Gross Polluters (Part of II of II) — The fraudulent environmentalists
Gross Polluters (Part I of II) — Why it's the green weenies of course
The Maestro has Left the Stage — Luciano Pavarotti, 1935 - 2007
The New Global Economy — It ain't new & for We the People it really sucks
Shop Local — Do your trading with your local businesses
China Has the Right Idea — Corrupt government officials? Well, then arrest 'em, try 'em, shoot 'em. It's the Chinese way.
Impeachment — I think it is a just a gen-u-wine Jim Dandy idea
Executive Pay — Company CEOs pay, perks & privileges are outrageous yet they produce nothing
Waaaaaaa, The Poor Little Rich Wench — The saga of poor little ol' Paris Hilton
The New Protection Racket — Micro$scum has entered the extortion racket
A not so Bright Idea — Compact fluorescent light bulbs suck
Acts of Violence — Virginia Tech ... unarmed, defenseless & dead
Another War On Porn — Now the Department of 'Just Us' is going after adult porn
The Ultimate Interview — Truly an interview of a higher calling
Talk About Stupid — Some people are just to stupid to look out a window
An Unintended Consequence — Congress versus prescription narcotic drugs, what a mess
Water Wasters — It isn't the farmer
Time Is Running Out — Our emergency medical system (9-1-1) is in shambles
Improving Public Education — It is time to get back to the basics
A Deal Made In Hell — Microsoft & Novell are now in bed together
2006
Giftmas — It is only about money & is such a travestyHe Must Be Joking — Bill Gates admits to watching pirated movies & it's Ok, according to him
Cookin' The Books — What Congress outlawed companies from doing, Congress does itself
Breeding Corruption Through Legislation — The Democratic & Republican parties are a cartel
For Want Of An Amp — Our power grid is failing
DHS — A Disaster Waiting To Happen — The Department of Homeland Security is utterly worthless
The Nuclear Power Feud — It's Iran & yellowcake versus the west
Vehicle Versus Train — Truly a no-brainer
It's About Time — John Madden has finally been inducted into professional football's Hall of Fame
Much Ado About Nothing — Global warming, the epitome of political science
Dubai Ports World Versus the Congressional Mafia — Sometimes you just can't beat the mob
Border Security, Immigration & Illegal Immigrants — We must secure our borders before anything else
Criminal in Chief — That is King George the Bush for ya
Above the Law — New Mexico Governor Bill 'Hot Rod' Richardson is a criminal
An Attractive Nuisance — In reality, it is not at all attractive
The Tale of Griselda & Esmeralda — The Geo Metro is the finest car ever built
The Death Penalty — Should we have it & should we use the hell out of it?
The Twenty Eighth Amendment — Federal election term limits
Poisonous Fruits of Labor — Agriculture & methyl bromide is not a good combination for life
Television, Public Enemy Number 1 — T.V. has become a vile instrument, just like the cell phone
The Land of Plenty — Plenty of hogwash
Sure Gun Control Laws Work — And if you believe that one . . .
Patriot Act, Part II — Congress & the Patriot Act
In a Pickle — Bush caught publicly violating his oath
2005
The Wonders of Christendom — Still savage after all these centuriesThe Public Education Failure — Our public schools gets an 'F'
Scrap the Space Shuttle — It's old, it's obsolete & its unsafe to fly
Who Should Control the Internet? — Not the European Union, obviously
The Cause of High Oil Prices — It ain't a commodity
The Arrogant Killing the Innocent — How environmentalists drowned a city
Up in Plames — Freedom of the press & spies are at odds
Greed — The corporate theme song
Drunk Drivers — The absolute scum of the road
Torpedoed — Our Social Security system
Arrest by .45 — Traveling to London carrying a knapsack might get you shot
The London Bombings — Cowards strike in London town
Our Property Rights — Going, Going, Gone — Sold to the highest bidder
Operation Rendition — Government sponsored & supported kidnapping
A Promise is a Promise — Unless you are a company filing for bankruptcy
What the Hell is With the Fuel Prices? — They're way too high & climbing
Troops Punished & Brass Slides — The Abu Ghraib prison disaster
New Boss ... Same Institution — The new pope
The Passing of a Good Man — Karol Wojtyla is gone
The Blue Collar Man — He produces
The Guantanamo Bay Gulag — The Hotel Gitmo Bed & Breakfast
Gadzooks — Beware of hospitals, the bill will kill you
Only in California — The Department of Motor Vehicles strikes again
He Must Be Out of His Mind — Howard Weyers, president of Weyco, is nuts
Chasing the Wrong Person — The federales have their priorities wrong
2004
A Christmas Tale — In legalese, no lessHysteria - 1, Liberty - 0 — Security, regligion & bigotry, what a mix
Controlling Internet Access — Free speech versus political power
Eek ... Pornography — It is merely sex on celluloid
The Electoral College Works — Don't fix what ain't broke
A Foreigner for President — It's the Republicans versus the Constitution
Yasser Arafat — Freedom fighter or criminal?
City Slickers Versus Rednecks — Or, red states versus blue states
A Michelangelo She Ain't — She can't spell either
Your Vote Does Count — But only if some lawyer says it does
Survey Says, Stupid — Whoever willfully chooses to live in hurricane alley is just that
Hurrah for Me & to Hell With You — The flu shot shortage saga
Geez, What a Surprise — There are no WMD's to be found in Iraq
Presidential Election 2004 — Bush or Kerry, what a pair of losers
The Essarycist — Don't delay, call one today
The Federal Assault Weapons Ban — Is finally history
Intellectual Property — People, not companies, create
Tis a Wonderful Day for a Beheading — With no end in sight
Delay what? Election What? — Elections versus security
Cell Phones are a Pain in the Ass — I despise the infernal things
The Indian Wars — If you own land thank an Indian
Where did Iraq's Nukes Go — Wherever can they be
A Tit Caught in the Political Ringer — Janet Jackson sags again
Why Are You Watching Us? — The hideous surveillance camera
2003
Pearl Harbor — The day of infamyA Real National Tragedy — The VA hospital system sucks
Guard Your DNA Boys & Girls — Lest your employer tries to use it against you
The SCO Group Sues the World — Or, if you can't beat 'em, sue
Repeating History — Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it
Who is That in the Car With You? — Why it is big brother of course
The M$ X-perience — XP, the computer operating system virus writers love
At Least We Caught One — The cowardly Abu Abbas has been captured
Here we go Again — Jesus Christ, we just started another war
I Fear We Are on The Road to War — Colin Powell talks to the U.N.
2002
Big Brother is Coming to Town — A.K.A., The rape of rightsUh-Oh, We Are in Deep Trouble — The saga of Jose Padilla
A Tale (Tail) of two Cat Houses — The Congress at work
Our Lust for Oil — I love oil, but not how we get it
Disgusting Conduct of the DEA — There was no reason for it
A Matter of Trust — Is government trustworthy
Why Not Torture? — To possibly prevent another 9/11
I Spy — On you
Corporate America — Big business, politics & us
The Flap Over the Pledge — From a different perspective
A Definite Double Standard — Police power versus the Fourth Amendment
How Much is too Much? — Medical marijuana
What a Joke — States' Rights to Medical Marijuana Act legislation
The Death of Privacy — U.S. Senator Fritz Hollings, the web & our privacy
Tis the Season — The tax man cometh
Inhabited by Cannibals — A zero tolerance human food frenzy in the U.S.A.
A Nation of Criminals — That would be all of us
Bye Bye, Baby - Bye Bye — Our freedoms
The Redmond Rapists — Microsoft & the end user license agreement
Place Your Bets — To gamble or play the stock market, that is the question
Dissolving the Political Bands — Governmental contempt for citizens
The Wannabe King — George W. Bush
2001
Miracle or Magic — It is Harry Potter versus religionThe War on Drugs — Is an abysmal failure
A Rogue Nation — The United States
The Light of Liberty — Give me freedom, not security
The Incompetent Teaching the Uneducated — Incompetent teachers
Congress, Children, the Web & the First Amendment — Here we go again
We the People — September 11, 2001
Polygamy & Politics — Gary Condit, Bill Clinton & an imprisoned polygamist
The Good, The Bad & The Absolutely Stupid — The Fourth of July
The Income Tax — Should be repealed
A Tale of Two Snipers — There is no reason for police to have snipers
Buying a Politician — Is like buying a dog, but these dogs bite their owners
The New Crusade — Against free speech
Political Bribery & Bad Faith — U.S. Senator Trent Lott
War & The Body Politic — It is time to fire our politicians
Taking a Bite Out of Cookies — The web & our privacy
The State Failed Us — The bankrupcy of Pacific Gas & Electric Company
Let The Punishment Fit The Crime — Taxes, electricity & California
The Gun — Cannot commit a crime
Equal What? — Protection, just some are more equal than others
The State of Marriage — It may not be what you think
Political Correctness — Is bullshit
You Get What You Pay For — More laws, less freedom
The Devil Made Me do it — Don't accept responsibility, blame it on the devil
2000
The Kubby Case — The trial which should have never happenedThe Rule of Law — How Gore tried to reverse the outcome of the election
The Two Faces of Politics — The Al Gore & George Bush comedy show
Piracy, a New Growth Industry — How government can take what you own
The Smell of Garbage — The year 2000 presidential election
Judges or Cross Dressers — The forgotten the oath of office
Show Me — The authority to enact Medicare or Social Security
The Shores of Tripoli — Our middle east foreign policy does not work
When was the Last Time — You checked the price of gas
To Be or Not To Be President — A look at the two major contenders
Special Interest Groups, Political Action Committees & Lobbyists — Slime
Things Going On — The upcoming election
At What Price Justice — Those who can afford justice, get justice
It's My God Given Right — Show me that in the Constitution
A Day Which Shall Live in Infamy — The killing of Vicki Weaver
In Fraud We Trust — The Christian crutch
'We Americans' — We need to take a long, hard look in the mirror
When is a Right a Privilege — When the legislature says so
Get a Rope — An alternative to impeachment
National Education Atrocity — The public education fiasco
The Future Face of Liberty — Masked men with guns
Prohibition is Alive & Well — And insidious as ever
The Pen is Mightier — Than the sword, but keep the sword handy
1997 - 1999
Shall Not Be Infringed — Our Second AmendmentThe Power of the Vote — Don't leave home without it
California's Proposition 215 & Governmental Malfeasance — The people have spoken & government doesn't like it
Political Terrorism — The saga of Steve & Michele Kubby
Comparing Apples, Bananas & the Prickly Pear — A reality check
Convicted for Obeying the Law — It can happen
Guilty as Charged — We the People have failed to protect our freedoms
A Lesson in Political Reality — Be prepared ahead of time
Remember the Alamo — The bikers of Texas have been deceived, misled & sold out
A Bunch of Paper Tigers — Assemblyman Dick Floyd says bikers are a bunch of paper tigers; regrettably, he is right
Newton and the Helmet Law — Physics is a fact
The Social Burden Theory — Is merely a scam to separate We the People from our rights & our money
I Shall not Compromise — Principles & beliefs are never up for sale